Selamat Hari Raya

Selamat Menyambut Syawal.. Today dah 6 Syawal... First Hari Raya just lepak kat rumah.. Waiting for relatives n friends... Mak masak bihun sup.. lontong... ketupat n serunding.. oh.. thn ni xde gulai daging mcm thn2 lepas la.. patut la aku x makan ktupat sgt! Dah balik keje baru regretted sebab tak makan ketupat puas2... banyak sgt biskut raye thn nih.. kak ngah beli.. aku pn beli.. mak buat... mak beli lg.. smpai 7-8 bekas la jgak aku angkut bwak dtg Klate..
Jumaat sblm raya went to Alor Star with Eja, Kakngah n Im.. belikan Im baju raya.. hohooo.. taste mcm artis la si Im tu.. Ptg raya Zura msg bgtau 2 org her brothers meninggal.. Accident kat Rantau Panjang.. (Al-Fatihah) Beratnye dugaan utk diorg...Mlm raye prtama tu p umah tok barbeku there.. best sgt skali skala kumpul ramai2.. tu pn x semua yg ade.. like Awang kna keje dah mlm tu... Bakri raya umah mrtua.. but still its enjoyable..

on 2nd day of Syawal pagi2 lagi dah p umah pak teh kat Sg Baru.. Balik dr sungai Baru singgah umah tok cik kat Kemboja.. pastu langsung ke Teluk Tui.. Jeng0k abah's relatives there.. pastu balik umah.. waiting for my frens.. ampeh! xde sorg pn yg dtg..

Hari raye ke3 aku dah start keje..
night shift.. pg tu btolak dr Alor Star...
smpai KB dear fetch me n we went for makan.. n balik resttttt.......... malam tu pegi tahlil umah Zura kat Kuala Besar...
The end!

yes or no??

(yes) fallen down the stairs?
(no) fallen of the balcony?
(no) Broke a bone?
(no) Fainted?
(yes) got cheated on?
(yes) Kissed someone?
(yes) lied to someone?
(yes) been in a fist fight?
(yes) Fallen for your best friend?
(yes) Been in love?
(yes) Cheated on someone?
(no) burned yourself?
(no) caught something on fire?
(yes) madeout?
(no) been to jail?
(no) skipped school?
(yes) walked alone at night?
(yes) smoked a cigar?
(no) stolen a car?
(no) seen someone die?
(yes) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
(no) been arrested?
(yes) had a crush on a teacher?
(yes) been on a plane?
(no) purposely set a part of yourself on fire?
(no) been snowboarding?
(yes) taken painkillers?
(yes) questioned your heart?
(yes) been obsessed with post-it notes?
(yes) squished barefoot through the mud?
(yes) been lost?
(no) been to the opposite side of the country?
(yes) swam in the ocean?
(yes) felt like dying?
(no) cried yourself to sleep?
(yes) played cops and robbers?
(yes) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers?
(yes) done something you told yourself you wouldn't do?
(yes) made prank phone calls?
(yes) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose?
(no) caught a snowflake on your tongue?
(no) danced in the rain?
(no) written a letter to Santa Claus?
(no) been kissed under a mistletoe?
(yes) watched the sun rise with someone you care about?
(yes) blown bubbles?
(no) made a bonfire on the beach?
(no) crashed a party?
(no) gone roller skating?
(yes) thrown a party?
(yes) had a wish come true?
(no) jumped off a bridge?
(no) ate dog/cat food?
(no) told a complete stranger you love them?
(yes) kissed a mirror?
(yes) sang in the shower?
(no) have a little black dress?
(yes) had a dream that you married someone?
(yes) glued your hand to something?
(no) got your tongue stuck to a popsicle?
(no) kissed a fish?
(yes) worn the opposite sexes clothes?
(no) been a cheerleader?
(yes) sat on a roof top?
(yes) screamed at the top of your lungs?
(no) done a one-handed cartwheel?
(yes) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours?
(no) picked and ate an apple?
(yes) climbed a tree?
(no) had a tree house?
(yes) been scared to watch scary movies alone?
(yes) believed in ghosts?
(no) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say?
(no) gone streaking?
(no) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?
(yes) been told you're hot by a complete stranger?
(yes) been easily amused?
(yes) caught a butterfly?
(yes) laughed so hard you cried?
(yes) cried so hard you laughed?
(yes) mooned/flashed someone?
(yes) had someone moon/flash you?
(yes) cheated on a test?
(yes) forgotten someone's name?
(no) French braided someone's hair?
(no) gone skinny dipping?
(yes) gone out in public in your pajamas?
(yes) kept a secret from everyone?
(yes) cried during a movie?
(no) ever at anytime owned new kids on the block?
(no) planned your week based on the TV Guide?
(yes) been on stage?
(no) been to New York?
(no) been to California?
(no) Canada?
(no) been slapped?
(yes) been so depressed you just sat at home and ate and slept for days?
(yes) had a normal manicure?
(no) had a french manicure?
(yes) been camping?
(yes) been backstabbed?
(yes) lost a friend?
(no) bungeejumped?
(yes) had someone you loved die?
(yes) had the deep down empty feeling you feel when you think you have no one?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 ME!!

Happy Birthday 2 me.. Happy Birthday 2 me.. Happy Birthday Happy Birthday Happy Birthday 2 me..

Its my birthday! I'm now 26... gettin' old haa... age is just a number.. (sedapkan ati sndiri) nvermind... lets enjoy life..

ahha.. i got tis cute teddy bear as Bday present fr Honey.. I named hin 'Awe Tot'... hehe.. temporarily, mayB soon wil change.. depend on my mood.. hehhe! 0ps.. also he gave me a beautiful cream blouse.. Thanks dear..!

Bismillahirahmanirahim..
Sempena ulangtahun kelahiranku yg ke 26 ini, semoga Allah swt merahmatiku, memberikan hidayahNya, petunjukNya, KeredhaanNya kepadaku.. Semoga dipermudahkan olehnya segala urusanku.. Dilimpahi olehNya rezeki yang halal kepadaku.. DiteguhkanNya imanku, dijauhkan olehNya dariku kesesatan, RahmatNya dilimpahkan kepadaku.. Keamanan, Kedamaian dan ketenangan hati yg hakiki.. Doaku agar dianugerahkan olehNya segala yang terbaik dalam kehidupanku..
Amin ya Rabbal A'lamin..

Makeover!

Virtual Makeover

We went to Terengganu on Sept 20.. Its his off day, he suggested we went there to had some release.. Memorize those old memories in Terengganu.. Do some shopping.. Miss U Terengganu!

Just 4 fun!

Dalam byk2, Kain apa yang paling berat di dunia? * = Kain songket cap Gajah Duduk Soalan matematik, 2 apek tolak 1 nyonya jadi apa? * = Jatuh la nyonya tu... Ibunya satu, anaknya beribu, apa dia? * = Penyapu > Kalau 1 + 1 = 2, jawapan lain dia apa? > * = Jawapan lain salah la... > Ibunya diurut, anaknya dipijak. > * = Tangga > > Pokok apa bila manusia nampak dia lari? > * = Pokok nak tumbang la... > > Lagu apa yang semua orang di dunia ini boleh menyayikannya? > * = Lagu 'Happy Birthday' > > lagi... > > Air apakah yang paling berani sekali? > * = Air terjun > > Sungai apa yang paling kurus di dunia? > * = '! Slim River' > > Sungai apakah yang tiada air? > * = Sungai di dalam peta > > Buah apa bila dia masak dia timbul? > * = Buah Melaka > > Kalau semua manusia jadi ikan, ikan jadi apa? > * = Jadi banyak la... > > Apakah persamaan antara ikan kod dengan kod gitar? > * = Kedua-duanya boleh digoreng > > Ikan apakah yang mempunyai ketiak? > * = Ikan duyung > 1) Banyak-banyak bas, bas apa yang pandai > ...Bas sekolah lah, the only bas pegi sekolah > 2) Banyak-banyak mi, mi apa yang boleh makan ngan ais > ...MILO AIS > 3) Kenapa anjing kencing angkat sebelah kaki ...Sebab kalau dia angkat dua kaki, dia jatuh. sebab tulah dia angkat sebelah aje. > 4) Apa perbezaan lampu stadium ngan lampu bilik > ...lampu stadium kalau ada 'game' dia pasang, tapi kalau lampu bilik ada 'game' dia padam > 5) Apa binatang, badan kecik macam semut tapi mata besar "bulb" mentol > ....Semut yang matanya BENGKAK > 6) Mana lagi tua, motorsikal ke kereta? > ....Motorsikal.. ....sebab dia pakai tongkat > 7) Ahmad bin Abu, kambing bin apa? > ...kambing binATANG > 8)Bagaimana! nak bezakan ikan betina ngan ikan jantan > ...Ikan betina - ikan duyung, ikan jantan - ikan bakar, mana ada pompuan nama BAKAR!

Ehmm..

What Aishah Md Isa Means

A is for Athletic I is for Innocent S is for Savvy H is for Hyper A is for Ambitious H is for Happy M is for Mushy D is for Dreamy I is for Ideal S is for Serious A is for Adventurous

What Does Your Name Mean?

Rings..

We went to jewellery shop today.. Looking for rings.. Fuh.. rambang mata.. mabuk tg0k to many rings there.. nak yg original berlian? swiss diamonds? xde diamonds? belah rotan? huhu.. payah nak pilih nih... nak kawin xtau lg bile but it planned! price is under budgeted.. cool dulu aishah.. sabaq... tg0k2 dulu... mak.. nak kawin!!!

I'M FAT!

name 3 schools u went to
*SK Ayer Hitam
*SM Tuntu Anum Tunku Abdul Rahman
*SM Teknik Kangar

name 3 things in ur purse/backpack/bag
*IC
*bankcard
*money!

name 3 things u do when u're really stressed
* surfing internet
* cry
* sleep!

name 3 places u go on a daily basis
*Flora Place
*my room
*bathroom

name 3 favourite fruits
*honeydew
*oren
*apple hijau

3 names u go by
*aishah
*kak long
*kak cah!

3 of ur favourite foods
* ayam goreng KFC
* chicken soup
* smua makanan saye suke la!

3 things u'r wearing right now
*black t'shirt
*jeans
*tudung

The Whos

who's in the house with u?
*i'm not in de house la..
*...
*...

who (or what) r u thinking about right now?
*kampung!
*bile nak kawin?
*find new job!

who did u last talk to on the phone?
*my bro
*pak ngah
*kak yati

who do u sit next to in your class? i'm not goin 2 clas anymore lah..(last time nyer cite nih)
*zaza..eja(bilik kuliah)
*dear! (tutorial)

who was the last person u told u loved?
*Him

who do wish u were right now?
*orang kaya.. lg cantik & menawan.. ops.. kurus & tinggi jgak! hehhe

The Wheres

where do u live?
*KB

where is ur phone?
*in front of me..

where do u sleep?
*kat sofa tmpat keje.. (tonite la nih)

where is the last place u took a ride to?
* CoffeeKing (awat ntah they served worse coffee td.. xde standard recipe ke?)

where are u now?
*tmpat keje

The Whats

what was the last thing u ate?
*sup ayam sndiri bikin

what colour shirt r u wearing?
*tis color!

what is the closest item near u that is blue?
*my cute pillow!

what do u like best about school/college?
*its fun n enjoyable!

what is ur favourite colour?
* red
* blue
* pink

what do u wear more: jeans or shorts?
* jeans

what is the last movie that u watched?
*X ingat!

The Whens

when did u start school?
*when I was 7

when is ur birthday?
* Sept 25, 1981

when did u last go to the mall?
*last week kot.. x ingat!

when was the last time u bought a pair of pants?
*b4 gaji ari tuh.. feel sick pakai suar yg smuanye dah tight gile..haha.. aishah dah gem0k!

when did u last burn something?
* when ya? ntah ..

whatdoesyourbirthmonthmean??

Your Birth Month is September

Tolerant and inspirational, you are wise beyond your years. You are universally sympathetic and a great humanitarian. Your soul reflects: Devotion, light, and love Your gemstone: Sapphire Your flower: Morning Glory Your colors: Brown and deep blue

What Does Your Birth Month Mean?

Idariana Binti Muzni

She's my old fren.. We havent meet for years.. (almost 8 years).. its very nice for me to meet her again.. she's married with 2 cute girl... Ida havent change.. Just like 8 years ago.. Still that cute even she look "thinner" (:P) than 8 years ago.. She's "PRINCESS" during school times! Any occasion that require "QUEEN" shae's the one that will be! We met only for a while.. We're both rushing that time.. She's on holiday with her family here. Before I met her, I was thinking and wondering wil I cry when I meet her soon? Its 1000 feelings... I loved Ida.. She's very nice.. A very good fren! I was never hurt since we become fren. There's so much things to catch up.. but, time is not enough.. ;( I really hope we will meet again another time.. InsyaAllah...

"Friendship is not how long you've been together. It isn't how much you've given or received; nor how many times you've helped each other, but it's how you value one another."

kesiannye aku???

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Your Top Emotion? MY RESULT:Bored There's not enough stuff in the world to amuse you. You spend the greater part of your days in a lethargic stupor, wondering how long it will take for something to come along and relieve you of your endless boredom. You should snap out of it already! There's plenty of fun stuff to do out there if you go out and find it -- don't sit around waiting for it to find you. If you don't have the energy right now, that’s okay too -- just keep surfing the web. You might run into a good stupid dog video. Take This Quiz!

Take Two Legs And Call Us In The Morning

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Are Your Legs All That? MY RESULT:Take Two Legs And Call Us In The Morning Your leg routine could use a little work. It's not that your gams don’t have the potential to be great -- you just need the confidence and the know-how to make them legendary. Quit treating your legs like a couple of old walking sticks and start giving them the star treatment they deserve. First step: learn all the tips and tricks at your new leg central, Shaving 101. It'll tell you all you need to know about prettying up your gams -- plus you can read advice from girls just like you. Take This Quiz!

Purity Test

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... Purity Test MY RESULT:Fairly Filthy It looks bad, but there's still hope for you! (Hopefully.) Just try to avoid R-rated movies and anything with a warning label. On the eSPIN Purity Scale (patent pending), you score 3 Purity Points out of 6. Which makes you 50% pure, give or take a couple Jell-O shots. That puts you, oh, let's see -- halfway between good and evil. So, which way will the totter teeter? That's up to you and your conscience. Oh, and Oprah. Oprah has a say in pretty much everything. Take This Quiz!

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's Wrong With You? MY RESULT:Too Friendly You're very open with people, which is great, but sometimes those people are wearing brass knuckles, which is not great. You tend to think that people are generally good at heart, and because of that, you're very trusting. People are drawn to your positive attitude and you tend to make friends easily. (You might also be a little vain, but hey, who could blame you? You're a good-looking individual, and you have a right to be a little cocky about it.) So where could you go wrong? Well, if you're too friendly, you might not be on alert for those folks you really shouldn't trust. So try to use more caution when you meet new people. And quit trading gym socks with strangers. That's just plain gross. Take This Quiz!

What's ur sin?

Another badass quiz from eSPIN-the-Bottle... What's" Your Sin? MY RESULT:Gluttonyhttp://www.espinthebottle.com/quiz_take.phtml?qid=28&trip=631">Gluttony> You want it all! (As long as it' s size="4" learn > danish.<> You?ve sugar in coated>Take'>http://www.espinthebottle.com/quiz_take.phtml?qid=28&trip=631">Take This Quiz!

suddenly..

I just loved tis song.. Graduation by Vit C..

And so we talked all night about the rest of our livesWhere we’re gonna be when we turn 25I keep thinking times will never changeKeep on thinking things will always be the sameBut when we leave this year we won’t be coming backNo more hanging out cause we’re on a different trackAnd if you got something that you need to sayYou better say it right now cause you don’t have another dayCause we’re moving on and we can’t slow downThese memories are playing like a film without soundAnd I keep thinking of that night in juneI didn’t know much of loveBut it came too soon and there was me and youAnd then we got real blueStay at home talking on the telephoneWe’d get so excited, we’d get so scaredLaughing at our selves thinking life’s not fairAnd this is how it feels1:As we go on, we rememberAll the times we had togetherAnd as our lives change, come whateverWe will still be, friends foreverSo if we get the big jobs and we make the big moneyWhen we look back now, will our jokes still be funny? Will we still remember everything we learned in school? Still be trying to break every single ruleWill little brainy bobby be the stockbroker man? Can heather find a job that won’t interfere with her tan? I keep, I keep thinking that it’s not goodbyeKeep on thinking it’s a time to flyAnd this is how it feelsRepeat 1La, la, la, la; yeah, yeah, yeahLa, la, la, la, we will still be friends foreverWill we think about tomorrow like we think about now? Can we survive it out there? can we make it somehow? I guess I thought that this would never endAnd suddenly it’s like we’re women and menWill the past be a shadow that will follow us round? Will these memories fade when I leave this townI keep, I keep thinking that it’s not goodbyeKeep on thinking it’s a time to fly........

mayB because i'm getting 'OLD'... i long for old time... being with friends.. 'BEST FRIENDS'.. enjoying things in life... i dnt know why.. lately I feel dat myself is very bad.. feel dat i'm 'FAT'... its a fact! i'm fat now! kadang2 rase mcm nk bgerak pn susah.. berat sgt badan ni..sometimes i tried to control.. kadang2 boleh.. tp selalunye nafsu makan aku x bleh di contr0l.. GOD..help me.. i dnt want to be like this! i dnt want to get old bfore de time it suppose to be.. wish dat i can manage to control all these.. Amin..

01/07/2007 HAppy Birthday to Azrul Hisyam

Celebrating honey's 25 birthday.. It just a simple majlis.. But still its enjoyable.. I cooked soto ayam on that day.. (bleh tahan sedapnye...haha) Agar agar pink.. suppose nk wat agar-agar lumut tapi xde c0lor hijau la plak.. Terpaksa la jadikannye pink color... I also make 'punch buah'... tapi jd cam laicikang la plak.. (",) some nuts.. Fruit Plan Cake.. also kak ani bg kr0pok lekor.. our long stayed guest Mr. Higuchi sponsor strawberry celup creamer milk..

What make me jelous is..... He got a lot of presents!!! Look!! sampai 4hb pn still ade hadiah yg sampai..pheww.........
N tis fr me.. (",) It has been long time he dreamed for tis... ;P

(my tired face after the ceremony)

And the next day he took me to Ayamas Restaurant.. Ehm.. mayB its a way to him to appreciate what i've done for his birthday.. (thanks dear) To me its nothing.. I organize that ceremony is to celebrate him! Even I felt little bit tired coz i've to do all alone but i dnt mind.. Its becoz i love him..
Anyway, Happy Birthday sayang.. wish u all de best.. semoga awak mendapat yang terbaik in everything.. Semoga dipermudahkan oleh-Nya segala urusan, dilimpahkan oleh-Nya rezeki yang halal dan keberkatan yang berkekalan.. Amin..

I love U!

i just want to keep updating!

in His car... forgot nk pegi mne mase nih..
in my room.. sy0k sdiri...
its him.. hasil dr teknologi.. ;P

KB Tour..

Jalan-jalan Kota Bharu with Zaza... On May 13,2007.. (but where is she??hehe..dia tukang amik gambaq da..)



This pic taken at Kg Kraftangan.. Kat sini ade satu restoran called "Cikgu Nasi Ulam". They served nasi campur with a lot choices of ulama-ulaman (pegaga, timun, nangka muda direbus, pucuk ubbi..macam-macam!.. Together with lauk pauk melayu like masak lemak, ikan keli goreng, sambal belacan, budu, asam pedas n macam-macam lagi la.. Served with 'Sirap Selasih Beng'.. Fuh! Terangkat abis..














Near to Kg Kraftangan ada Medan Selera.. Pelbagai types of food served here.. Dari Malay dish sampai ke Western.. In front of those stalls ada small house n designed based on Rumah Melayu. Ade rumah Kedah, rumah Perak, rumah Melaka, rumah Sarawak etc... 3pm-11pm daily ade karaoke n refleksiologi jgak kat sini...












This is Istana Batu.. Sultan Kelantan stayed here before.. Now they moved to Istana Kubang Kerian.. A lot of Kelantan Royals Collection kat sini.. Entry Fees is RM1 for adult..

This pic kat dalam Muzium Kraftangan.. Nothing much kat dlm muzium nih..

Lg satu regrets Muzium Adat Istiadat Negeri Kelantan.. Kitorg x leh masuk sb diorang tgh wat keje2 maintenance.. mayB next time..

Man's Convocation

9 Mei 2007.. attending MAN's convovcation.. Takling about him..this brother dia nih dulu2 mase umur belasan tahun sgt la nakalnye.. risau gak aku jd orang tak bdak nih nnti..?? Alhamdulillah skrg slps umur dah meningkat dah berubah la.. pndai dah respect org.. xde lg la perbuatan yg sakitkan hati.. Alhamdulillah.. wish him good luck for his future.. skrg sijil hope nnti dpt further ke peringkat yg lbih tinggi.. career development n all everything yg terbaik.. Amin...

Wong Ah Beng di Pisat Membeli-Belah...

Ini adalah wa punya pemerhatian terhadap perlakuan social yg seling boleh dilihat di pusat2 membeli belah di tanah ayer..Awek cun + balak hensemIni couple rileks sahaja. Tiada menunjukkan public affection yang berlebihan. Olang lain pun sinang melihat meleka.

Awek cun + balak tak hensem

Kebanyakan awek yg cun mesti mendapat balak yang tidak hensem. Silapelhatikan balak itu, ada satu macam muka bangga sebab dia punya amoi cun. Kadang-kadang itu balak mesti pakai spec hitam mau kasik nampak sikit hensem. Boleh diperhatikan juga, itu balak suka buat lawak talak kelaka mau kasik tambat hati aweknya itu (tapi itu awek jalang ketawa, cuma senyum manis sahaja). Selalunya juga, balak itu mempunyai dompet yang tebal.

Awek tak cun + balak hensem

Lu boleh nampak itu awek mesti pegang kaw-kaw tangan balak dia yang hensem tamau kasik lepas. Wa pun tatau apa hat. Public affection yang terlampau2 juga akan dilakukan oleh itu awek tersebut terhadap balaknya. Boleh diperhatikan jua kadang2 itu balak hensem pun ada sikit segan sama itu awek punya tingkatlaku. Lepas itu aa, kalau ada amoi cun lalu tepi, ini awek tak cun mesti kasik jelingan maut terlhadap itu amoi cun. Selupa mau makan olang... Inseculity ploblem..

Awek tak cun + balak tak hensem

Ini couple talak sapa pedulik punya..no komen..

Group of girls + 1 guy

Selalunya berlaku di kedai makan.. Seolang lelaki di kelilingi kawan-kawan pelempuan nya. Sungguh selonok kalau dapat mendengar perbualan meleka. Lu akan pelasan, sambil meleka makan, itu lelaki mesti cakap paling banyak sambil buat lawak talak kelaka (tapi kawan2 pelempuannya mesti ketawa jugak)

Awek cun berpakaian seksi

Akan lamai olang melihat awek ini. Tetapi awek ini talak kisah sebab besar kemungkinan dia sulah biasa mendapat pandangan seperti itu. Awek seksi ini suka menunjukkan buah-buahan di dada nya, atau pusat nya di khalayak lamai kelana dia tau badan nya ada powah.. Seperti juga lu ada keleta cantik ka lumah besar ka jam balu ka mesti kasik olang tengok, so boleh pelasaan ada happy. ini awek pun sebegitu jua.

Awek tak cun berpakaian seksi

Hoiyoooo ini manyak keji punya polumpuan. Lu balang talak cantik kasik tutup mahh, jangan bikin olang lain saakit mataa. Ini spesis juga suka menipu dili sendili dengan mengatakan "I wear sexy and I feel good" ataupun "I have the right to wear anything I want"... Sememangnya meleka melasakan bahawa berpakaian seksi boleh menjadikan meleka jadi lagi lawa.. Wa tidak lasa begitu. Huduh akan tetap huduh.

Tetapi jikalau huduh & sexy??

Tepuklah lu punya dada tanya selera ada lalu ka Tatau apa mau cakap lagi woo..

Udin disiapkan sarapan pagi bijirin dengan susu oleh ibunya. Udin yang mempunyai aquarium, berjalan ke arah aquarium dengan segenggam bijirin di tangan, berniat memberikan bijirin tersebut untuk makanan ikan-ikan di dalam aquarium. Tepat ketika Udin nak berikan bijirin, ibunya masuk ke ruang makan.
Si ibu: "Udin, jangan kamu berikan bijirin itu kepada ikan. Nanti ikan semuanya akan mati".

Dengan wajah pucat Udin menjawab, "Habis tue, kenapa Ibu bagi bijirin ini kepada saya?".

Si ibu: @#^%@^!!

baru prasan.. rupenye year 2007 nih x blogger lg.. maklum la i ve transferred to F&B Dept.. mana ada pc there kat restaurant.. Anybody nk pkai staff?? invite me 4 an intw plsss.ssssssssssssssss......................

Alfonso vs Utara

Tolong sebarkan perkara ini (Sejarah Penjajahan Tanah Melayu) kepada kawan kawan kita supaya kita semua dapat kesedaran di sebalik sejarah yang sengaja tak didedah disebabkan agenda tertentu.. Semoga dari pendedahan ini kita mengambil iktibar betapa Ketuanan Melayu disanggah selama ini.....

1508: Alfonso de al buqurque menyampaikan hasratnya kepada Raja portugis untuk meluaskan pegaruhnya ke Asia Tenggara ( Melaka pusat perdagangan asia tenggara ketika itu) dan juga laluan penting perdagangan timur barat. Raja Portugis bersetuju untuk menyediakan kemudahan bala tentera 158 biji kapal, 15300 ( anggaran) bala tentera

1509: Portugis menhantar perisik ke Melaka untuk megetahui keadaan kekuatan pertahanan disana

Oct 1511: Alfonso berjaya menawan Melaka setelah berhempas pulas melawan 5 pahlawan melayu terhandal (Hang Tuah, Hang Lekir, Hang Lekiu,Hang Jebat dan Hang Kasturi) ini adalah mimpi ngeri bagi pihak Alfonso, untuk menawan Melaka serta berlawan dengan 5 Hang bersaudara, mereka perlu mendapat askar tambahan setelah 15k askarnya terkorban dalam pertempuran selama 6 hari itu dengan 5 Hang bersudara..akhirnya dapat juga menawan Melaka setelah hampir kecewa dan putus asa...

1512: Setahun 12 bulan kemudian Alfonso ingin meluaskan kekuasaannya ke Perlis, Kedah dan P.Pinang, yang ketika itu adalah pusat pegeluaran tebu untuk gula rantau ini,...

Feb 1512:Alfonso menghantar perisik ke perlis, kedah dan pulau pinang un tuk mengetahui kekuatan bala tentera di sana mengikut sejarah, perisiknya telah ke kedai kopi sekitar untuk mendapat segala maklumat yang diperlukan.. .

Seminggu selepas

FEB 1512, Perisik balik ke Melaka untuk memberitakan hasil risikan kepada Alfonso Di bawah adalah perbualan percakapan antara perisik dengan Al fonso yang selama ini cuba disembunyikan dalam buku sejarah

Perisik 1.2.3: selamat pagi tuan (sambil bertabik)
Alfonso: selamat pagi
Perisik 1: Begini lah tuan, lupakan saja niat tuan untuk menawa Perlis, Kedah dan Pulau Pinang
Alfonso: Kenapa kuat sangat kah mereka itu..? ( dengan nada marah dan bongkak)
Perisik 2: Untuk menawan melaka yang mempunyai 5 pahlawan terhandal Hang Tuah, Hang Jebat, Hang Kasturi, Hang Lekir dan Hang Lekiu pun kita kehilangan hampir 15k bala tentera, inikan pula kita nak menawan Perlis, Kedah dan P.Pinangyang mempunyai beribu ribu hang..
Perisik 3: Betoi tu tuan...antaranya

hang sihat, hang buat apa, hang apa khabar, hang lagu mana,hang pi mana,
hang nak pi mana, hang singgah dulu bapak hang,mak hang, adik hang, tok hang
macam macam lagi hang ada kat sana.....

Mendengar hasil risikan itu Alfonso pun tak jadi nak pi serang disebabkan
pengalamannya sebelum ini bersama 5 pahlawan melayu Melaka amat
ngeri......ini kan pula nak berhadapan beribu ribu hang kat situ.

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Do a partner's chore.

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Meet for coffee.

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Solve a puzzle together.

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Give a wildflower bouquet.

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Call to say, "I love you!"

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Cuddle while watching TV.

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Eat dinner by candlelight.

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Daylight Savings

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Share a 2-minute kiss.
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Share breakfast together.

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Tell your partner how lucky you feel to be with them.
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Hold hands in public.

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St. Patrick's Day

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Enjoy Sunday brunch together.
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Give your partner a back rub.
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Try a new restaurant.

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Wash each other's car.
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Midweek Romance Game Night

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Try a new kiss.
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